Hi, I'm Andy
I like:
-Doctor Who
-Sherlock
-Harry Potter
-Elephants
-Disney/Pixar
-dinosaurs
-HIMYM, 30 Rock, Futurama
-Music
-Shiny Objects
-other stuff? IDK go look through my blog you lazy butt
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
If i see one Doctor Who spoiler before I can watch it I swear to god
(Source: pleatedjeans)
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Martine Murray, How to Make a Bird
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this is literally my favourite advert ever <3
why are emma watson’s initials EW she’s literally the exact opposite
Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
Yeah that’s weird, especially since your uncle sounds really old. If you want I can break into his house and dye his hair or something
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
My sister still has one of the plugs she tore off as they carried our dog away.
(Source: brennablueskies)
Animals with Watermelons
the fucking parrot
I luv u waturmelon
An important documentary.
Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
Yes. I just divorced my husband because he’s not NPH.
Anyone else notice the dough looks like a giant Pringle??
Me, Karen, Mike, Dori, Kristine, Jody, Troy, Tina, and Richie. 1990
I swear, I pretty much exclusively wore Sting t-shirts for the majority of my teen years. I am glad a picture finally surfaced on the interwebs of me wearing one (and a red, yellow, and green wooden bead choker).
I wonder who kissed who….because there must’ve been a reason for me to look so pissed. And that was almost always the reason.
I was totally freaked out by the idea of physical contact (unless it was for trust falls or something) but I would still get so angry and jealous when my friends would have someone to get all smoochy with.
I didn’t kiss anyone until the year after this pic was taken. When I was 18, in college. And even then it was just once and he was some big drug dealer in Harvard Square. He had no legs. He carried a meat cleaver under his wheelchair cushion. It was another year before the next time. I was 19. Other side of the country. Me and some dude were making out. He took off his shirt. He had the Rolling Stones lips and tongue tattooed on his chest. I freaked out, jumped out the window (first floor), and ran.
I was a late bloomer, to say the least.
Sure did love Sting though.
And I would totally rock Jody’s pants right now.
My posse was crazy and amazing.
I wish you could tell better in this pic that I had Milli Vanilli/Lisa Bonet hair past my butt.
I loved Milli Vanilli and Lisa Bonet.
And did I mention that I loved Sting?
I like LOVE LOVED Sting.
Like wrote poems about him loved him.
Teenagers are so weird.
Weird good.
Do your thing.
Kimya Dawson is so great.
HOLY CRAP KIMYA DAWSON, WHO IS PROBABLY FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN TWO UNDERRATED SONGS SHE DID WITH THIRD EYE BLIND, IS ON TUMBLR?? following that shix
